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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing >a wheel from ur auto? >Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' >*********************************************************************** Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? >Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. > >*********************************************************************** * >********** >Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from >NASA to SATYANASA > >*********************************************************************** * >******** >Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. >Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? >Santa: I'm falling in love. > >*********************************************************************** * >*********** >Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? >Santa: Suicide karne ke liye >Banta: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai? >Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye > >*********************************************************************** * >******
>In an interview, >Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? >Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .... >Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. >Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... > >************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* >********* * >Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got >irritated... >drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! > >************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* >********* * >Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage badho.. >Santa aage nahin badha ! >Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin badhe? >Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage badho, mein 10ve number pe tha... > >************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* >********* * >Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha? Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main. >Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi. > >************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* >********* * >Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. >Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein
>Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note' > >************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* >********* * >Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. >Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. > >************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* >********* * >Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. >Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. >Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.. > >************ ********* ********* ********* ********* >Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? >A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
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